CONTACT THE MOON!
Address:
I seriously doubt that you can afford the postage....so I will not waste my time giving you the address. Just look up in the sky at night sometime....do you see that big round glowing thing....that is the moon.....that is where we are located....
Heck, the IRS cannot even audit us at this location....it's better than offshore banking....Taxes??? What?!?!?!
Phone:
Do you think you have a cell phone with that kind of coverage!?!??!
Come on seriously, the roaming charges will probably kill you.
Oh...so you want my land line number....ha ha ha ha!
You can't stretch a telephone cord between the earth and the moon!
Email Address:youbeenscammed.loser.com
I seriously doubt that you can afford the postage....so I will not waste my time giving you the address. Just look up in the sky at night sometime....do you see that big round glowing thing....that is the moon.....that is where we are located....
Heck, the IRS cannot even audit us at this location....it's better than offshore banking....Taxes??? What?!?!?!
Phone:
Do you think you have a cell phone with that kind of coverage!?!??!
Come on seriously, the roaming charges will probably kill you.
Oh...so you want my land line number....ha ha ha ha!
You can't stretch a telephone cord between the earth and the moon!
Email Address:youbeenscammed.loser.com
