THE SMALL PRINT!
We have no guarantee....so purchase at your own risks....
(Please note that we use the plural form "risks" rather than "risk"....because there are multiple risks in spending money with us.)
We have no terms because this is not a real website.....I would however be happy to advise that you do NOT conduct business with anyone who claims to live on the moon.
Shipping via rocket powered boxes has been proven to be fatal for most lifeforms.
Get a job....and save your money under your mattress. The stock market sucks.
If you decide that you really want to spend some serious $$$....we will accept your payments.
Please re-read the first line of this paragraph....we are serious about that!
Then make your check payable to me. Thanks again! And don't forget the keep up with your monthly payments...Or we will be forced to turn you in to a Collection Agency and the Credit Bureau.)
(Please note that we use the plural form "risks" rather than "risk"....because there are multiple risks in spending money with us.)
We have no terms because this is not a real website.....I would however be happy to advise that you do NOT conduct business with anyone who claims to live on the moon.
Shipping via rocket powered boxes has been proven to be fatal for most lifeforms.
Get a job....and save your money under your mattress. The stock market sucks.
If you decide that you really want to spend some serious $$$....we will accept your payments.
Please re-read the first line of this paragraph....we are serious about that!
Then make your check payable to me. Thanks again! And don't forget the keep up with your monthly payments...Or we will be forced to turn you in to a Collection Agency and the Credit Bureau.)
ROCKET POWERED SHIPPING FOR PROMPT DELIVERY!
Here is a photo of your shipment being processed.
It will likely arrive before you finish reading this sentence.
(Note from the owner of this website: We are not responsible for deaths sustained by customers or other citizens who are struck by your rocket powered shipments....you placed the order....so YOU ALONE are the liable party...all lawsuits regarding damage claims will be directed at you.)
It will likely arrive before you finish reading this sentence.
(Note from the owner of this website: We are not responsible for deaths sustained by customers or other citizens who are struck by your rocket powered shipments....you placed the order....so YOU ALONE are the liable party...all lawsuits regarding damage claims will be directed at you.)
